Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Playing with Ray

I posted a vary brief comment over on Ray Comfort's site on his latest horrible and pathetic attempt to explain away bible contradiction.

The comment was as follows:

That was the entirety of it. Ray did not allow it through, apparently the partial spelling of the word bullshit was too vulgar for his readers.

Because I don't like my job and spend most of my day not working, I decided I was going to try to sneak the entire word bullshit onto his site.....I know, I I said I was bored and at work.

I managed it by posting the following poem (although without the bold):

Bible stories are all a mess
unless you to your God confess
let not my senses find the cracks
let not my reason see the lacks.
so evident in bible tales
holes and gaps and epic fails.
it's so obvious and downright plain
that Christian simply can't explain

It got through :), even better, it might function on a subliminal level and a Christian or two might utter that horrible, offensive and downright disturbing word somewhere without even knowing why......I really need a new job.....


Sam said...

Realise that it wont be just you,
Everyone else will be judged with you too,
Plauged by the sins that you loved to do,
Everything mocked by you will be found true,
No hope for you then, all will be through,
Turn to Him now though - he can save you!

The Celtic Chimp said...

Wispered prayers are softly spoken
Hearts are minds are left wide open
Yearning faith remains unbroken

Though no responce was ougt recieved
Help not given, not pain reprieved
Even then he still believed
Reasons answer not concieved
Ever the faithful are decieved

Is the dreamer soon to wake?
Surely now the dawn will break!

No it seems he slumbers still
One more time though the prayer mill

God loves you; but must have contrition
On your knees in full submission
Don't you know he loves you so, obey or to the flames you go!!